Fifty Shades of Full Frontal!
Perhaps the only saving grace of the train-wreck that will be 50 Shades, will be Jamie going full frontal!
A source recently revealed that they won’t “turn it into a Disney movie,” and to support that, Jamie decided to go full frontal.
Let’s be realistic. Cock can be shown in an R-rated movie under specific terms. The best part is, rumor has it that producers might be willing to release two versions to theaters. R and NC-17. So pretty much we’ll get an NYPD Blue version and a late night skin-e-max version too!
At least he’s cute! I wonder what Tippi Hedren (Hitchcock star and grandmother of Dakota Johnson) would say!
Turns out the prince of Frozen is also going full frontal!
Jonathan who played the voice of Kristoff in Disney’s Frozen not only came out but has been showing off his acting… chops all over the place.
Turns out he’s not shy about going full frontal and his sex scene in the HBO series “Looking” was explosive.
“I do feel proud to be gay and know that we’re doing a show on TV with a bunch of central characters that are gay.”
Well, we’re proud that you’re so proud to show it all Jonathan!
Would you like some penis with your food?
Back before he was an actor he was struggling to make ends meet and worked in a café.
“I was working in a cafe wearing really tight jeans. I had two cappuccinos in one hand and pastries in the other, and as I approached the table it fell out of my jeans and rested neatly on the table.
“There was nothing I could do. The customers were repulsed and I just backed off.”
Somehow I can’t quite figure how his dick fell out of his jeans. Was he wearing super short shorts? Did the zipper bust open? A penis doesn’t exactly erupt up and out of your pants and rest on a table top.
Before you try to figure it out, you should know he has admitted to dressing up as a girl to get into a bar when he was underage.
I got a feeling we’re going to hear a lot more from this guy as time moves on!